“Announcing the Messiah (aka marketing agency) for fashion brands SMBz, 90days & 5x ROAS OR 50% unconditional refund”
Hey, STOP SCROLLING…
What if your 40% abandoned carts start recovering?
What if your conversion rate increased to 10%?
Imagine how damn marketing techniques could change your sales statement 10X COMPLETELY?
You're here— reading this because you're likely countering the issue every founder counters;
IF YOU'RE A BIT OLDER & ALREADY HIRED SOMEONE BEFORE;
This is what you might have countered;
- You're tired of the hidden costs
- There's no expert guidance
- They promise yet don't deliver
- They refuse to REFUND
- Never ending Adspend
I name it, you face it…
IF YOU'RE A REAL STARTUP...
You're clever!
Rather than wasting money on ads by testing on your own…
You decided to come & enroll here where the RESULTS ARE GUARANTEED…
I applause!
Bcz, we've already…
💲 Scaled export-quality clothing brand from online to 1 physical outlet and now 2.
💲 Grew up a complete startup fashion jewellery brand from 0 to 42 sales in less than 48 hours.
💲 Scaled a dropshipping apparel & clothing brand from scratch to success in 12 months flat.
💲 Fired a high ticket clothing brand(murdered by its competitors') from $9k-$56k in 74 days flat.
But…
I can't forget ELI—my 13 months old client & now a GREAT FRIEND…
He's also a founder of a Fashion Apparel brand who was frustrated…
HE WAS NEAR TO SUICIDE…
He told me…
The problem is, he was not getting SALES at all…
Whenever I was near to win, one fu***ing brand owner comes who's offering the same products…
Threw a better offer, wiped out all the SALES and I lost all my money I spent on ads…
Sometimes I get sales but they can't even compensate for my Ad spend…
I think I'm gonna die poor—it's better to Suicide…
His words—My tears 🥺
Muhammad, I lost my $13k…
Uuuhhhhhh!
Well,
I gently pat him…
I picked him up…
I asked for his 90days & promised at least 7x ROAS
while leaving his competitors screaming for mercy…
You know what shocks everyone?
He was also surprised…
42 sales in less than 48 hours!!!
PROOF
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One more thing that I can't forget—His kiss on my forehead 😁
Now he has everything in his life you could possibly imagine—luxury car, house, a happy spouse, expensive dinners… EVERYTHING
I wish I never expose ADAM 😶
He was in financial crisis, since the last agency left him saying:
Sorry sir, we have tried our best, but your products are not good enough to sell
His empty pocket & teem eyes (with tears)
GOD, WHY ME? WHY ME?
He found us in August-2025…
I think that was Thursday!
He ends up spending all his savings…
Ultimately he was taking some advices from social media:
Go Hard on IG, bla… bla… bla…
His greatest fear was UNSOLD INVENTORY (Yours too, huh?)
While scrolling like a grumpy zombie on IG, he found our OFFER
5x ROAS in 90days or 50% unconditional refund...
I can’t stop, I immediately clicked & I’m blessed, He told me.
And Thank GOD (as usual) our TROJAN HORSE STRATEGY…
Succeed in FLOODING HIS SALES INBOX with one sound (cha ching) all day, every day from the very 8th day…
And Now (while I’m writing this) we have made:
~$56,000 in 74 days Flat
PROOF
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I don't care...
whether you think if it's FICTITIOUS OR HOLLYWOOD
I don't know...
whether you know anything about me OR not?
But I can easily fill this page with dozens of these kinda incidents…
LIFE CHANGING INCIDENTS!
By the way…
Have you noticed one thing?
WHY is every client = friend?
Let me tell you…
Bcz, relationships matter more than materialistic—At Least for me!
Well,
Let's be blunt…
I'm not promising you the same 48 hours results!
BUT YES…
I promise results…
I promise ROI…
The question should occur in your mind—what if we don't deliver?
The Answer is itself a straight shooter—50% unconditional REFUND…
If anyone from my company will ask you even a single question about refund, just let me know & I'll suspend him—promise!
But let me tell you something bizarre…
I HAVEN'T REFUNDED EVEN A SINGLE CLIENT…
You might be shocked here…
But it's true—They don't even ask…
You know WHY??
Because 99% of the time there were RESULTS…
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LET ME CLARIFY THE CHALLENGE (WHAT I'M OFFERING)
This is a 90days Apparel Brand growth challenge in which we simply take your 90 days or less & bring at least 5x ROI/ROAS…
It's most of the time ~50-100 sales a day in easier words!
BUT YOU MUST BE THINKING WHAT SERVICES ARE INCLUDED?
Let me clarify;
EVERYTHING including…
- Meta Ads
- PPC
- YT Ads
- SEO
- Tiktok Ads
- Email/SMS Marketing
- Visual Creatives
- Sales Copies
- Other Copywriting stuffs
- Etc.
NOT JUST THIS:
You'll also get store optimization if required to Increase SALES…
But the question is; HOW DAMN ARE WE OFFERING EVERYTHING IN ONE BUNCH??
The one word answer is enough—SALES
But that doesn't mean we're gonna run ads on every platform from the very first day & let your hard earned money waste on futile testings…
THE PROBLEM YOU MIGHT FACE:
As we're laser focused on RESULTS…
We don't accept more than 3 clients each month…
So first;
make sure the spot is vacant…
The spots are LIMITED so you need to be a bit fast
NOTE:- You should be eligible
SO KEEP READING…
WHO IS THIS FOR??
The 90 days challenge is for you if;
- You have an Ecommerce store ready (Shopify preferred).
- You understand that marketing is not magic.
- You're patient & understand that results take time!
The 90days challenge is NOT for you if;
- Your budget is a peanut, and your demand is an elephant.
- You're a micromanager who has extreme expectations.
- Your store is of WOMEN products where vulgarity is rampant
IMP NOTE:-If you’re the one in Women's fashion categories that require sexually suggestive or body-explicit advertising… we might not be a good fit.
Basically, you must be someone who is driven, friendly, has a good/moral product, and understand that RESULTS take time!
If that's you, and if you think this is what you need;
OUR PROMISE TO YOU.
Anyone can make a big promise, yet most don't deliver. Our only promise is to do the best we can, to use the "selling system" we have to get you the best possible outcome within your budget. And even if we don't deliver you can enjoy 50% REFUND.
If that makes sense to you then;
BOTTOM LINE: No, "Can we pause ads for a week" It's time to SCALE buddy!
YOUR #1 FAN
Mehmet Usman Farhan
P.s: If you're puzzled, whether you're eligible or NOT...HIT THE:
"TIGERS"
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